Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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