I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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