If i come over, it means nothing
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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