if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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