hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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