if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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