some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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