Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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