I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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