did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i barfeds in our rink
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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