i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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