Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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