I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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