i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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