your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I think my moral compass just broke
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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