Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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