dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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