If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Terrible idea I love it
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
