Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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