So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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