i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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