I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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