Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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