I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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