so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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