do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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