Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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