i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
