just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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