things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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