What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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