sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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