I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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