what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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