only you would photoshop your dick
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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