Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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