Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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