i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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