YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Randomize
