make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
