Christians are straight up FREAKS
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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