He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Who died my cat blue again?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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