You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
kristin has been a bad kristin
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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