i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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