so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
