He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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