Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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