she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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