I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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