if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
if you like me you must not know who I am
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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